Initiation...still not sure its a group I want to be in..but what can you do?

Overall I'd have to say I was having a good day. We got out and ran some errands today, actually got some stuff accomplished.

Then it happened...went to change lil Elliots diaper, no biggie, I've even gotten pretty quick at it. Started out like any other changing, checked inside to survey the damage, just a tiny little bit of poo in there, so got the old one off, was wiping his little tush when the flood gates opened. I had no idea so much poo could come out such a tiny spot. The best way I can describe it is well...you know how when you take a little pouch of ketchup from a fastfood place and you put it on the ground and step on one end and the ketchup goes flying out the other? Well, thats what happened, and when I say it went all over, it went all over...all over the couch, all over my hand, all over my other hand (I was trying to block it and lessen the damage, no such luck) all over my shirt, all over my pants, I think the only place that didnt get hit was my face (its all about the small victories!) 9 wipes later and I had a new diaper on him and could start cleaning myself up.

I wasnt to proud of the way I responded, I started yelling for Crystal to come and help, but she was all the way at the other end of the house behind 2 closed doors, and couldnt help me, sigh. So I yelled louder, and louder, and louder. Finally got him cleaned up and went running to the other end of the house w/ him and kept yelling, completly forgetting the fact that he had no idea what was going on, I think I might have scarred him alittle, which broke my heart after Crystal pointed it out to me, she said he had a little worried look on his face, which made her cry, which made me feel like even more of a dirt bag. Many appalogies later and I still felt like the poo I was covered in...warm and slimy :(

Its late and time for bed, maybe tomorrow I can get pee'd on and even get some throw up on me, then I can say I've done the hatrick!