Can I see your green card please?

Meet Hector. Ok, I don't know for sure his name is Hector, but he looked like a Hector while he was flying around in our garage. I don't know why Hector...get over it, thats what I named him.

Hector is a Achemon Sphinx moth, sometimes called a "Hawk moth" or "hummingbird moth", why hummingbird? I can only guess cause they are about the size of a hummingbird. And if it came down to a fight between the two? I'm taking the moth, cause he's bigger? no, cause he has more hair than a certain hairy fairy I used to work with...you know who you are. This thing has more hair than a Yak. Ok, here is Hector's last...and possibly only photo.


Yes, that's a U.S. quarter sitting next to him. I told you he was big. He was actually alot fuller looking in the body, but then Hector made the mistake of landing on my work bench, and then mocking me "what's up honky", "come over here white bread so I can pimp slap you". I've been called plenty of names in my day, and will probably be called more before its all over, but come on, Crystal was watching, I had to stand up for myself. Thats right, there was no backing down from this fight. Sure he was quicker when he was in the air, but now he was on my turf, and he just didn't know when to stop with his smack talking. I was working on building myself a furniture dolly to help move big items on my own, so I was armed with a piece of lumber. What's that you say? Use a weapon against him instead of just going hand to hand on him...did you not look at the picture? All he would have had to do is fly up plug my nose with his legs, and then cram his head in my mouth and bam, I'm done. I wouldn't have been able to breathe. Well I for one am not going out like that. I smashed his face in with that piece of wood, in fact, I hit him so hard his lunch flew out his ass and splattered all over my brand new pneumatic staple gun that was laying on the bench minding its own business, another innocent victim of the human/bug war....why cant we all just get along?