Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Bitching and Cuteness

Yep, that's why I'm posting. So I can do some bitching. This shitty cold moved from a head cold to a chest cold and the cough is enough to bring up both lungs....but only when I'm almost asleep. And of course it is wicked enough to wake up Maemae with each episode. Bitch #1 over.

Bitch #2 -I read a forum for pregnant women and moms. I hate people who post their questions or ask for advice and then post the same question again and again. Gawd you idiot, if you didn't take the advice or answer the first time or even the second time, why do you bitch no one responded to the third (or fourth) post you made with the same damn thing?!

#3 Bitch of the day - idiot telemarketers who cannot say my last name correctly. Yes, I know it's 2 names....I made it that way on purpose and yes, I know my kiddos have 2 last names or one really long funky looking on depending on how the doctor's office put it in their system. Don't get snotty with me when I correct you and then ask you to get to the point as if you can't hear Elliot playing in the background and Maemae fussing right next to the phone. And don't huff your fat donut eating ass breath into the phone when I tell you if there's no message to be left for Mike then don't bother calling back.

Three bitches is enough for now. Believe me, I could go on but I don't want to be any more petty than I already am.

Now for the cuteness portion of the post.

Adorable baby feet to go with Maemae's adorably clad cloth bottom.

All smiles all the time now.

Happy Valentine's to me. I love this book. I need recipes for almost everything I cook and this is perfect. It also does great at explaining all kinds of techniques and how-to's for anal wanna be chefs like me.

That's all. I'm off to shape and bake my first attempt for bread out of my beloved cook book. Hopefully it turns out well enough we can stop buying the dried out crap from the store.

TTFN ~ Miss Bitchy Crys

2 comments:

Judy D in WA said...

Sorry, I shouldn't be laughing but I am!

Bitchy level is extremely high. Cuteness level is over the top!

Sue said...

WooooHoooo Baby Girl!! Welcome to the land of Bitch with an Attitude!! You have to work hard to get here, but you did it!!

Miss Clella is just adorable, and your Momma is right the cuteness is over the top. Course big brother Elliot is pretty darn cute too :)

Love you,
Aunt Sue